Samuel 'Sam' B. Kinison was an American
stand-up comedian, famous for his raunchy humor and
wild, colourful outfits. A former revival-style preacher,
his standup routines were most often characterized
by intense, angry ranting punctuated by a trademark
primal scream. He was one of the "outlaw comics" at
Sacred Cow Productions which also included Bill Hicks,
Riley Barber, and Mark Wilks to name a few.
Widely considered to be Kinison's breakthrough performance
would be his November 14, 1985 appearance on Late Night
with David Letterman. Letterman's introduction of Kinison
would prove to be prescient: "Brace yourselves.
I'm not kidding. Sam Kinison."
Kinison might be considered a "rock and roll
comedian" since he occasionally was accompanied
by a touring band, as well as having a prodigious appetite
for drugs and alcohol. In 1988, he had a hit song with
his novelty version of the Troggs' "Wild Thing." The
video for his version of "Wild Thing" played
like a who's who of rock artists, from bad boy Billy
Idol, and rock guitar god Steve Vai, to -guitar gods'
son- Dweezil Zappa and a raunchy "roll on the
matt" dance with Jessica Hahn, Sam hammered out
some licks on a custom Strat with an airbrush picture
of his face frozen in his famous scream.
Kinison was an impressive vocalist; one of his albums
featured four songs performed by him and his band,
and during one notable Tonight Show performance, he
delivered what began as a beautifully rendered version
of Elvis Presley's "Are You Lonesome Tonight," but
which descended into angry ranting during the spoken
breakdown.
Some of Kinison's most spontaneous moments came during
his frequent appearances on Howard Stern's radio show.
He made an angry phone call on-air to Bobcat Goldthwait.
He embarrassed comedienne Judy Tenuta to the point
of driving her off the show, as he sat in with Penn
Jillette, Chuck McCann, and Jack Riley. His most notorious
stunt resulted in a highly entertaining on-air feud
with Stern: He made an on-air promise to bring to the
show members of the rock-n-roll band Bon Jovi, with
whom Stern was feuding, but never showed up. It turned
out he had never had the intention of bringing them
to the show. Stern's reaction was swift and vindictive,
bringing about the eventual apology of Kinison, but
not before one of the show's funniest moments in which
comedian Gilbert Gottfried and Stern both savaged an
emotionally charged phone call Stern had with Kinison,
during which both stars used the words "Man" and "Dude" toward
one another so often that Gottfried and Stern went
into stitches on hearing the playback. Stern and Kinison
eventually made up, and paired on Stern's pay-per-view
special, U.S. Open Sores. Following Sam's death, Stern
has had Kinison's brother, Bill Kinison, perform the
voice of Sam from beyond the grave.
He often claimed "I'm just trying to help." and
would offer the audience suggestions for stronger relationships
and better sex. One of his more notorious comic routines
included the suggestion that while performing cunnilingus
one ought to lick the letters of the alphabet. He even
went so far as to suggest Amyl Nitrate by the bed side,
in one routine.
Kinison's most famous routine was about his view
on world hunger. He would talk about the people that
go over to Ethiopia and film commercials to get you
to send money to help feed the kids; meanwhile the
filming crew is five feet away and maybe they could
give the kids a sandwich. He claimed that if you really
want to help starving Ethiopian kids, then stop sending
your money. Instead, send some U-Haul trucks to take
the people where the food is. He went on to explain
to the Ethiopians that they can't plant food in sand,
and in a hundred years it will still be sand. He would
end the routine by screaming "We have deserts
in America, we just don't live in them assholes!"
Even as Kinison sometimes seemed a romantic at heart,
his routines mostly expressed a dim view of love, possibly
as a result of a string of failed relationships, but
more plausibly the kind of women he attracted with
his wit, charm, big heart and large, loose wallet.
He was known as an extraordinary tipper, often tipping
100% of the check. He also had a reputation for coming
through to keep the party going. Once, after two shows
and the following party, all his hotel mini bars had
run dry so he went down to the main bar but was told
that after legal serving hours the bar was locked and
the hotel manager didn't even HAVE the key so, Sam
got the phone book and called a local limo service.
He asked "All your limos have stocked bars, right?" "Well,
yes,” the limo service answered. So Sam Ordered
a Fleet of limos to restock the party. He was working
to get himself clean and sober in the months immediately
before his death and married his girlfriend Malika
Souiri in 1992, but six days after the wedding, he
was killed by a drunk driver. Ironically, Kinison had
often belittled the dangers of drunken driving in his
comedic skits with statements like, "You're just
trying to get home, right?", "Yeah...give
me a buss pass…right." and "It's the
only way to get the goddamn car back to the house!"
Kinison was considered for the role of Al Bundy in
the sitcom Married... with Children, but producers
thought he would be too controversial and Ed O'Neill
won the part. However, Kinison did make an appearance
on the series as an Angel during a Christmas episode
when Al had an It's a Wonderful Life-like moment. |