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"A tough day at the office is even tougher when your OFFICE contains spectator seating."
Nik Posa.

"When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do."
Darryl Dawkins.

"The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy."
Jerry Tarkanian.

"We're shooting 100 percent - 60 percent from the field and 40 percent from the free-throw line."
Norm Stewart.

"If you are going to take it to the bank, then you better cash it in."
Shannon Fish.

"Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best."
Tim Duncan.

"If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball."
Phil Jackson.

"Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team."
Scottie Pippen.

"When I was young, I never wanted to leave the court until I got things exactly correct. My dream was to become a pro."
Larry Bird.

"Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo."
Ogden Nash.

 


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