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"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
Rodney Dangerfield.

"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special."
Chris Rock.

"Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things."
Dee Snider.

"Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night."
Steve Almond.

"This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.
Conan O'Brien.

"Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween everyday."
Gwen Stefani.

"There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world."
Jean Baudrillard.

"I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween."
Charles Swartz.

"Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great."
Christina Applegate.

 


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