"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."
Jennifer Yane.

"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
Larry Lorenzoni.

"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius."
George Carlin.

"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
Robert Frost.

"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
John Glenn.

"Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life."
Robert Southey.

"Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty."
Joan Rivers.

"The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet."
Robert Orben.

"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
Charles Schulz.