"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened."
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius."
"Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty."
"There is still no cure for the common birthday."
"Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life."
"Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty."
"The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."