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"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
Andy Rooney.

"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes"
E W Dijkstra.

"The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier"
Bill Gates.

"Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers."
Author.

"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
Isaac Asimov.

"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up."
James Magary.

"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear."
John C. Dvorak.

"Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining."
Jeff Raskin.

"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in."
Bradley's Bromide.

"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer."
Farmers' Almanac, 1978.

 


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