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"Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
Erica Jong.

"I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute."
Rebecca West.

"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
Oscar Wilde (...more Oscar Wilde Quotes).

"When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands."
HL Mencken.

"One of the reasons I don't see eye to eye with Women's Lib is that women have it all on a plate if only they knew it. They don't have to be pretty either."
Charlotte Rampling.

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Mae West.

"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
Joan Rivers.

"She looked as if she'd been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say when."
PG Wodehouse.

"Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
Napolean Bonaparte.

"An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie.

 


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