"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir,
mighty scarce."
Mark Twain (...more
Mark Twain Quotes).
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as
men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.
"I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash
the dishes and six months later you have to start all
over again."
Joan Rivers.
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as
the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Roseanne Barr.
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest
woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her
sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
Mark Twain (...more
Mark Twain Quotes).
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar
is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of a woman.
However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses."
Ivern Boyett.
"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in
the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
Sean Williamson.
"If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her
if it stands for miserable."
Russell Bell.
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