"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Joan Rivers.

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
Emo Philips (...more Emo Philips Quotes).

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen (...more Woody Allen Quotes).

"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
Marylyn Munroe.

"I'm not a breast man, I'm a breast person."
Jo.

"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better."
Mae West.

"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
Joan Rivers.