"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two
people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen (...more
Woody Allen Quotes).
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't
have sex quite so often."
Emo Philips (...more
Emo Philips Quotes).
"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of
having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned.
Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty
soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.
"It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten
who ties up who."
Joan Rivers.
"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex
life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as
empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
Woody Allen (...more
Woody Allen Quotes).
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school
until you get older. Little things like being spanked
every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money
for in later life."
Emo Philips (...more
Emo Philips Quotes).
"What's the three words you never want to hear
while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond.
"Like most men, I am consumed with desire whenever
a lesbian gets within twenty feet."
Taki.
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