"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want
to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag
of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
Leonardo Di Vinci.
"I'm the only man in the world with a marriage
licence made out to whom it may concern."
Mickey Rooney.
"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use
two people remembering the same thing."
Duane Dewel.
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to
be at home too much."
Colin Chapman.
"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the
decision maker."
Woody Allen (...more
Woody Allen Quotes).
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first
one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray.
"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old
enough to be my wife."
Tony Curtis.
"A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting
for Christmas."
Alice Glynn.
"The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen
for girls and thirty-seven for men."
Aristotle.
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