"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry.
"There is one thing I would break up over and that
is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand
for that."
Steve Martin.
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind
her is his wife."
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"In married life three is company and two none."
Oscar Wilde (...more
Oscar Wilde Quotes). "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to
and he couldn't."
Spike Milligan (...more
Spike Milligan Quotes).
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a
good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates.
"The General was essentially a man of peace, except
of course in his domestic affairs."
Oscar Wilde (...more
Oscar Wilde Quotes).
"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce (...more
Ambrose Bierce Quotes).
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked
for a jury."
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante.
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