"Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your
children."
Sam Levinson.
"Children really brighten up a household. They
never turn the lights off."
Ralph Bus.
"There are few things more satisfying than seeing
your children have teenagers of their own."
Doug Larson.
"I like children - fried."
WC Fields.
"Everytime a child says, 'I don't believe in fairies',
there's a a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead."
JM Barrie.
"The trouble with children is that they're not
returnable."
Quentin Crisp.
"A child of five could understand this. Fetch me
a child of five."
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"I Love children, especially when they cry for
then someone takes them away."
Nancy Mitford.
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that
allow their children to come back home."
Bill Cosby.
"Watching your daughter being collected by her
date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius
to a gorilla."
Jim Bishop.
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