"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
Willie Sutton.

"When you've got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow."
Fern Naito.

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."
Spike Milligan (...more Spike Milligan Quotes).

"Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure."
Errol Flynn.

"My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil."
JP Getty.

"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
Douglas Adams.

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
Woody Allen (...more Woody Allen Quotes).

"I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse."
Clinton Jones.

"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it."
Joseph Addison.