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"Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
Robert Orben.

"Money is something you have to make in case you don't die."
Max Asnas.

"Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."
George Raft.

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping."
Bo Derek.

"Money is just the poor man's credit card."
Marshall McLuhan.

"It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."
WC Fields.

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Spike Milligan (...more Spike Milligan Quotes).

"If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a swiss bank."
Woody Allen (...more Woody Allen Quotes).

"It's better to give than to lend and it costs about the same."
Philip Gibbs.

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendon Francis.

 


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