"The only reason I made a commercial for American
Express was to pay for my American Express bill."
Peter Ustinov.
"More and more these days I find myself pondering
how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits."
John Nelson.
"Gentlemen prefer bonds."
Andrew Mellon.
"I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a
penny because I lived near the seaside."
Ken Dodd.
"We didn't actually overspend our budget. The allocation
simply fell short of our expenditure."
Keith Davis.
"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem.
If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem."
JP Getty.
"I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die
by four o'clock this afternoon."
Henry Youngman.
"To make a million, start with $900,000."
Morton Shulman.
"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from
a lack of imagination."
Oscar Wilde (...more
Oscar Wilde Quotes).
"A bargain is something you can't use at a price
you can't resist."
Franklin Jones.
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