"Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency; she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse."
"What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public."
"Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it."
"So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free."
"In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV."
"The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy."
"It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have."
B. Earl Puckett.
"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket."
"I have... had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out."