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"Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency; she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse."
Jacques Seguela.

"What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public."
Vilhjalmur Stefansson.

"Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it."
Will Rogers.

"So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free."
Jason Love.

"In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV."
Erma Bombeck.

"The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy."
Louis Kronenberger.

"It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have."
B. Earl Puckett.

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
R. Serling.

"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket."
George Orwell.

"I have... had a disturbing dream in which I break through a cave wall near Nag Hammadi and discover urns full of ancient Coptic scrolls. As I unfurl the first scroll, a subscription card to some Gnostic exercise magazine flutters out."
Colin McEnroe.

 


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