"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically
exempt for jury duty."
George Bernard Shaw (...more
George Bernard Shaw Quotes).
"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes
he will even tell the truth."
Patrick Murray.
"The one great principle of English law is to make
business for itself."
Charles Dickens.
"A man may as well open an oyster without a knife,
as a lawyer's mouth without a fee."
Barton Holyday.
"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die
with nothing."
Will Rogers.
"A group of white South Africans recently killed
a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong; they
should have killed him because he was a lawyer."
Whitney Brown.
"No brilliance is required in law, just common
sense and relatively clean fingernails."
John Mortimer.
"Under the English legal system you are innocent
until you are shown to be Irish."
Ted Whitehead.
"An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months
or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer."
Evelle Younger.
"A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish
between two cats."
Benjamin Franklin.
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