"My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I
couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more."
Walter Matthau.
"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have
his head examined."
Samuel Goldwyn.
"A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him
to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a labotomy."
Joan Rivers.
"She got her looks from her father: He's a plastic
surgeon."
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"No-one can feel as helpless as the owner of a
sick goldfish."
Kin Hubbard.
"First the doctor told me the good news: I was
going to have a disease named after me."
Steve Martin.
"Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down."
Dick Sharples.
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep
it in the fridge."
Spike Milligan (...more
Spike Milligan Quotes).
"A psychiatrist is a man who goes to a strip club
and watches the audience."
Merv Stockwood.
"I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims
so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by
their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they
don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist
is?"
Paul Merton.
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