"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who
has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make
up for it by leaving early."
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they
had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced
Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In
Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred
years of democracy and peace and what did they produce?
The cuckoo clock."
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find
any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
Mark Twain (...more
Mark Twain Quotes).
"The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows,
your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for
letter in the Times newspaper.
"In the business world an executive knows something
about everything, a technician knows everything about
something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
"The first rule of business is: Do other men for
they would do you."
"Few great men would have got past personnel."
"When I asked my accountant if anything could get
me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long
time and said, 'Yes, death would help'."