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"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
Former French President Charles de Gaulle.

"Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery.

"When you say you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice."
Otto Von Bismark.

"It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed."
Lenin.

"The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people."
James Rado.

"Chamberlain seemed such a nice old gentleman that I thought I would give him my autograph."
Adolf Hitler.

"Put three Zionists in a room and they will form four political parties."
Levi Eshkol.

"The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev."
Nikita Khrushchev.

"The truth is that men are tired of liberty."
Benito Mussolini.

"Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied."
Otto Von Bismark.

 


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