"The labour Party has lost the last four elections.
If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party."
"If the word 'No' was removed from the English
language, Ian Paisley would be speechless"
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my
own way in the end."
"Harold Wilson is going around the country stirring
"I don't know what I would do without Whitelaw.
Everyone should have a Willy."
"The difference between a misfortune and a calamity
is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be
a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that
would be a calamity."
"I have no interest in sailing around the world.
Not that there is any lack of requests for me to do so."
"The Labour Party's election manifesto is the longest
suicide note in history."
"At every crisis the Kaiser crumpled. In defeat
he fled; in revolution he abdicated; in exile he remarried."
"The British Secret Service was staffed at one
point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working
for the KGB."