"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun
than you can with a kind word alone."
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it."
A Congressional Candidate in Texas.
"A fool and his money are soon elected."
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water
when Ronnie speaks."
"Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He
can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time,
and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd
lie just to keep his hand in."
Harry S. Truman.
"A committee is a group of people who individually
can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can
"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy
"Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook,
an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined
as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese
house, and an American wife."
James H. Kabbler III.
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state
Dan Quayle (...more
Dan Quayle Quotes).
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and
some hire PR officers."
Daniel J. Boorstin.