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"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."
Groucho Marx (...more Groucho Marx Quotes).

"The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable."
Oscar Wilde ('A Woman of No Importance' 1893) (...more Oscar Wilde Quotes).

"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."
George Bernard Shaw (...more George Bernard Shaw Quotes).

"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."
Henry Kissinger.

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."
Dave Barry.

"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
Herb Caen.

"The cocktail party is a device for paying off obligations to people you don't want to invite for dinner."
Charles Smith.

"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
Oscar Wilde ('Lady Windemere's Fan' 1892) (...more Oscar Wilde Quotes).

"As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him."
Oscar Wilde (...more Oscar Wilde Quotes).

"He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead."
Voltaire.

 


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