"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"The English country gentleman galloping after
a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable."
Oscar Wilde ('A Woman of No Importance'
1893) (...more Oscar
"She had lost the art of conversation but not,
unfortunately, the power of speech."
George Bernard Shaw (...more
George Bernard Shaw Quotes).
"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that
if you bore people they think it's their fault."
"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel
"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things
that can stay up all night and eat anything."
"The cocktail party is a device for paying off
obligations to people you don't want to invite for dinner."
"Experience is the name every one gives to their
Oscar Wilde ('Lady Windemere's
Fan' 1892) (...more Oscar
"As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough
to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him."
Oscar Wilde (...more
Oscar Wilde Quotes).
"He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal
friend; provided, of course, he really is dead."