"I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never
to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and,
most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday
night."
Woody Allen (...more
Woody Allen Quotes).
"God is love, but get it in writing."
Gypsy Rose Lee.
"I don't pray because I don't want to bore God."
Orson Welles.
"As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,'
probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get
the bark on."
Woody Allen (...more
Woody Allen Quotes).
"I have four children which is not bad considering
I'm not a Catholic."
Peter Ustinov.
"I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have
been one hell of a pass."
Bob Davies.
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was
light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to
wait until Thursday to be connected."
Spike Milligan (...more
Spike Milligan Quotes).
"No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves
for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts
people off."
Alan Bennett.
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted
us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
Joan Rivers.
"There is a charm about the forbidden that makes
it unspeakably diserable."
Mark Twain (...more
Mark Twain Quotes).
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