"When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins
were scarlet but his books were read."
Hillaire Belloc.
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where
have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is
going to take more than one night.'."
Charlie Brown.
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe
hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe
through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his
life."
Terry Pratchett.
"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying
and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
Peter O'Toole.
"They say such nice things about people at their
funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine
by just a few days."
Garrison Kielor.
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't,
then I'd be a teacher."
Linda Evangelista.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving
kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean
I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those
flies and death and stuff."
Mariah Carey.
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good
beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close
together as possible."
George Burns.
"I would have made a good Pope."
Richard Nixon.
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