"If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining
money under false pretences."
William Sunday.
"I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for
anyone who can tour without an album."
Rita Rudner.
"Thank God I'm an atheist."
Luis Bunuel.
"The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone
in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress
stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good
a smoke as I ever tasted."
Brendan Behan.
"In the begining there was nothing and God said
'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but
everybody could see it."
Dave Thomas.
"Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought
to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable."
HG Wells.
"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does
that leave God?"
George Deacon.
"I don't believe in the after life, although I
am bringing a change of underwear."
Woody Allen (...more
Woody Allen Quotes).
"When I was a kid I used to pray every night for
a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work
that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me."
Emo Philips (...more
Emo Philips Quotes).
"When I told the people of Northern Ireland that
I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and
said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the
God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
Quentin Crisp.
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