"The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland,
not unlike certain parts of New jersey."
Woody Allen (...more
Woody Allen Quotes). "China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
Charles de Gaulle.
"In the Societ army it takes more courage to retreat
than advance."
Joseph Stalin.
"In America you can always find a party. In Russia
the party always finds you."
Yakov Smirnoff.
"New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million
sheep, three million of whom think they are human."
Barry Humphries.
"If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out
with forks."
Brendan Behan.
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a 'part'
of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a
'part' of Europe."
Dan Quayle.
"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have
my right arm to prove it."
Spike Milligan (...more
Spike Milligan Quotes).
"The most hazardous part of our expedition to Africa
was crossing Piccadilly Circus."
Joseph Thomson.
"I like the English. They have the most rigid code
of immorality in the world."
Malcolm Bradbury.
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