"The Middle Eastern states aren't nations, they're
quarrels with borders."
PJ O'Rouke.
"Boy, those French: They have a different word
for everything!"
Steve Martin.
"On my first day in New York a guy asked me if
I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't
he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'."
Paul Merton.
"In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water.
In a developed country don't breathe the air."
Jonathan Raban.
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
Dan Quayle.
"They'll always be an England, even if it's in
Hollywood."
Bob Hope.
"My first rule of travel is never to go to a place
that sounds like a medical condition and Critz is clearly
an incurable disease involving flaking skin."
Bill Bryson.
"Many people are surprised to hear that we have
comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead,
but they are there."
Yakov Smirnoff.
"Of course America had often been discovered before
Columbus, but it had always been hushed up."
Oscar Wilde (...more
Oscar Wilde Quotes).
"He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide
by inhaling next to an Armenian."
Woody Allen (...more
Woody Allen Quotes).
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