"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not
sick, not wounded, dead."
Woody Allen (...more
Woody Allen Quotes).
"I like children - fried."
WC Fields.
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe
hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe
through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces
some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.
The researchers also discovered other similarities between
the two but can't remember what they are."
Matt Lauer (on NBC's Today Show).
"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats
always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast
on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright (...more
Steven Wright Quotes).
"Nouvelle Cuisine, roughly translated, means: I
can't believe I paid ninety-six dollars and I'm still
hungry."
Mike Kalin.
"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favourite food is
seconds."
Joan Rivers.
"A winkle is just a bogey with a crash helmet on."
Mick Miller.
"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic
cup."
Eddie Izzard (...more
Eddie Izzard Quotes).
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast
at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the
Renaissance."
Steven Wright (...more
Steven Wright Quotes).
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