"There's nothing as stupid as an educated man, if
you can get him off the thing he was educated in."
Will Rogers.
"My school days were the happiest days of my life;
which should give you some indication of the misery I've
endured over the past twenty-five years."
Paul Merton.
"Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland:
Rich and thick."
Samuel Beckett.
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession
that teach our children."
Dan Quayle.
"I have been described as a lighthouse in the middle
of a bog: Brilliant but useless."
Connor Cruise O'Brien.
"An encyclopedia is a system for collecting dust
in alphabetical order."
Mike Barfield.
"What's another word for thesaurus?"
Steven Wright (...more
Steven Wright Quotes).
"Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence
outside of an advertising agency."
Raymond Chandler.
"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school
until you get older. Little things like being spanked
every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money
for in later life."
Emo Philips (...more
Emo Philips Quotes).
"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had
our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm
going to be if I grow up."
Lenny Bruce.
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