"We're going to have the best-educated American people
in the world."
"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think
deep thoughts about being unemployed."
"An intellectual is someone who has found something
more interesting than sex."
"I can speak Esperanto like a native."
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Spike Milligan Quotes).
"What's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement?"
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full
effect of alphabet soup?"
"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment
prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works
as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would
be the smartest race of people on Earth."
"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing
"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of
being a fool by sending him to university. You merely
turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."
"Grammar schools are public schools without the