"We're going to have the best-educated American people
in the world."
Dan Quayle.
"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think
deep thoughts about being unemployed."
Bruce Lee.
"An intellectual is someone who has found something
more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.
"I can speak Esperanto like a native."
Spike Milligan (...more
Spike Milligan Quotes).
"What's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement?"
Fred Allen.
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full
effect of alphabet soup?"
John Mendosa.
"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment
prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works
as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would
be the smartest race of people on Earth."
Will Rogers.
"College atheletes used to get a degree in bringing
your pencil."
Ruby Wax.
"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of
being a fool by sending him to university. You merely
turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."
Desmond Bagley.
"Grammar schools are public schools without the
sodomy."
Tony Parsons.
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