"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such
as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no
way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
Dave Barry.
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the
world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
Mark Twain (...more
Mark Twain Quotes).
"I drink therefore I am."
WC Fields.
"An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks
more than you do."
Dylan Thomas.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or
insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
Hunter S Thompson.
"Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
NF Simpson.
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's
not so bad; but New York City?"
Henry Youngman.
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too
much money."
Robin Williams.
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than
a full frontal labotomy."
Fred Allen.
"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole
right side sobered up."
Dean Martin.
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