"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would
have given us stomachs."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to
"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel
was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza."
"People who drink light "beer" don't
like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.
"I drink to make other people interesting."
George Jean Nathan.
"They who drink beer will think beer."
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk
to spend time with his fools."
Ernest Hemingway (For Whom the Bell Tolls).
"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for
hours without touching a drop."