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"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?"
Denis Leary (...more Denis Leary Quotes).

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde (...more Oscar Wilde Quotes).

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx (...more Groucho Marx Quotes).

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
Brooke Shields (during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign).

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
Humprey Bogart.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Joe E Lewis.

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemmingway.

"He was a wise man who invented beer."
Plato.

"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde (...more Oscar Wilde Quotes).

"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain (...more Mark Twain Quotes).

 


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