"Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box."
Wil Shriner.

"In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes."
Benjamin Franklin.

"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
Albert Einstein.

"I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me."
R. Geis.

"It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."
Woody Allen (...more Woody Allen Quotes).

"For if he like a madman lived, At least he like a wise one died."
Cervantes.

"Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist."
Epicurus.

"Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive?"
Heidi Sandige.

"After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one."
Cato the Elder (234-149 B.C.).