"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember
their names."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"If men can run the world, why can't they stop
wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day
by tying a little noose around your neck?"
Linda Ellerbee
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a
man; if you want anything done, ask a woman."
Margaret Thatcher
"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit
each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just
visit now and then."
Katharine Hepburn
"When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country."
Elaine Boosler
"I never married because there was no need. I have
three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a
husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot
which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late
at night."
Marie Corelli
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't
itch."
Gilda Radner
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do
is stand still and look stupid."
Hedy Lamarr
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
Marion Pearson
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave
a man I keep his house."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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