"Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men
beat each other up."
Muhammad Ali.
"If women were meant to play football, God would
have put their tits somewhere else."
Gordon Sinclair.
"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand
hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf."
Henry Aaron.
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors
got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an
hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
Rita Rudner.
"Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a
different country."
Ian Rush.
"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving."
Henry Youngman.
"If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the
rest have to drown too?"
Steven Wright (...more
Steven Wright Quotes).
"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her
on her wedding night."
Peter Ustinov.
"If you're playing a poker game and you look around
the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you."
Paul Newman.
"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing
on the shore like an idiot."
Steven Wright (...more
Steven Wright Quotes).
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