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"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."
Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in."
Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny

"Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing."
Harry Medved on Dean Martin

"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Joan Rivers

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
WC Fields.

"He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire."
Truman Capote on Mick Jagger

"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper."
Rex Reed talking about Marlon Brando

"Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner."
Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg

"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?"
Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel

"It's like kissing Hitler."
Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe

 


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