"I rob banks because that's where the money is."
"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is,
"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't
"Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera."
"To write a diary every day is like returning to
one's own vomit."
"It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail."
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and
minds will follow."
"You cannot have everything. I mean, where would
you put it?"
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"The trouble with children is that they're not
"Where there is no patrol car, there is no speed