"If bullshit was music, that fellow would be a brass
band."
Paddy Crosbie.
"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a
joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."
Oliver Herford.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyse his delusions
is called a philosopher"
Ambrose Bierce.
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that
black box stuff."
Steven Wright (...more
Steven Wright Quotes).
"You can get much further with a kind word and
a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
Al Capone.
"I went to a fight the other night and a hockey
game broke out."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"Sarah Brightman couldn't act scared on the New
York subway at 4 o'clock in the morning."
Joel Segal.
"The most hazardous part of our expedition to Africa
was crossing Piccadilly Circus."
Joseph Thomson.
"No man is an island, but some of us are pretty
long peninsulas."
Ashleigh Brilliant.
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the
mortality rate is one hundred percent."
R.D. Laing.
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