"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked
in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives."
Sue Murphy.
"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains,
a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a
T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't
your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body
before you do the wash."
Jerry Seinfeld.
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label"
Mark Twain (...more
Mark Twain Quotes).
"An intellectual is someone who has found something
more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.
"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes
he will even tell the truth."
Patrick Murray.
"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't
bad for a guy who's only read two."
George Burns.
"I like children - fried."
W.C. Fields.
"When a man steals your wife there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry.
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and
some hire PR officers."
Daniel J. Boorstin.
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a
tree."
Spike Milligan (...more
Spike Milligan Quotes).
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