"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through
the leather straps."
Emo Philips (...more
Emo Philips Quotes).
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having
the ability to learn from the experience of others, are
also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do
so."
Douglas Adams.
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four Americans are suffering from some form of mental
illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're
okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown.
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching
television by candlelight."
George Gobol.
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
WC Fields.
"There's so much pollution in the air now that
if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put
it all."
Robert Orben.
"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."
Adrienne Gusoff.
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home
before the police."
Jeff Marder.
"If your parents never had children, chances are
you won't either."
Dick Cavett.
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze
pilots wore helmets."
Dave Edison.
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