"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early."
"All people are born alike - except Republicans
and Democrats."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other
hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west
and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce
they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now
you tell me what you know."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing.
If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"She got her good looks from her father. He's a
plastic surgeon."
"Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?"
"Remember, we're fighting for this woman's honor,
which is probably far more than she's ever done!"
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding
it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying
the wrong remedies."
"It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas
City in order to be unhappy."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other
side of you."
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