"Room service? Send up a larger room."
"I never forget a face, but in your
case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"A man's only as old as the woman he
feels."
"One morning I shot an elephant in
my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll
never know."
"If I held you any closer I would be
on the other side of you."
"I was married by a judge. I should
have asked for a jury."
"Who are you going to believe, me or
your own eyes?"
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"A child of five could understand this.
Fetch me a child of five."
"Those are my principles. If you don't
like them I have others."
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