"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less."

"Excuse me, do you have a pencil?"

"Never put a sock in a toaster."

"So my choice is 'Or Death?' "

"I'm a one-man idiot"

"Twang him into a tree!"

"I'm an Action Transvestite"

"My name is NOT Tracy"

"They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash' "