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"An incinerator is a writer's best friend."
Thornton Wilder.

"Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales"
Stephen Hawking (A Brief History of Time).

"The covers of this book are too far apart."
Ambrose Bierce (...more Ambrose Bierce Quotes).

"The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business."
John Steinbeck.

"I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974."
Jeffrey Bernard.

"Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God; they pass all understanding."
James I.

"They told me that Gladstone read Homer for fun, which I thought served him right."
Winston Churchill.

"The Compleat Angler is acknowledged to be one of the world's books. Only the trouble is that the world doesn't read its books, it borrows a detective story instead."
Stephen Leacock.

"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
Dorothy Parker.

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."
Robert Benchley.

 


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