"The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey
Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend
and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"Write something, even if it's just a suicide note."
"What would I do if I had only six months left
to live? I'd type faster."
"The only imaginative fiction being written today
is income tax returns."
"I adore adverbs; they are the only qualifications
I really much respect."
"Victor Hugo was a madman who thought he was Vistor
"Once you've put one of his books down, you simply
can't pick it up again."
Mark Twain (talking about Henry
James) (...more Mark Twain Quotes).
"What other culture could have produced someone
like Hemmingway and not seen the joke?"
"Critics are to authors what dogs are to lamp-posts."