"The report of my death was an exaggeration."
"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy;
foreigners always spell better than they pronounce."
"The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet
and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it
will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to
lend money."
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find
any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the
label."
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was
so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man
around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished
by how much he'd learned in seven years."
"Last week I stated that this woman was the
ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited
by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement. "
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir,
mighty scarce."
"Wagner's music is better than it sounds."
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in
the world. I know because I've done it thousands of
times."
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