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"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window."
Dan Spencer

"My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too."
Peter De Vries

"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work."
Gallagher

"Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy."
Richard Nixon

"Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it."
Alfred Hitchcock

"[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home."
David Frost

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx (...more Groucho Marx Quotes).

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
Johnny Carson

"Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know."
Marvin Minsky

"It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper."
Rod Serling

 


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