"On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours
of weather. We had something like that where I grew up.
We called it a window."
Dan Spencer
"My father hated
radio and could not wait for television to be invented
so he could hate that too."
Peter De Vries
"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn
up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,'
but it doesn't work."
Gallagher
"Television is to news what bumper stickers are
to philosophy."
Richard Nixon
"Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading
information about it, as well as contributing to the need
for it."
Alfred Hitchcock
"[The television is] an invention that permits
you to be entertained in your living room by people you
wouldn't have in your home."
David Frost
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody
turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a
book."
Groucho Marx (...more
Groucho Marx Quotes).
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of
television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
Johnny Carson
"Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good.
It would be the end of everything we know."
Marvin Minsky
"It is difficult to produce a television documentary
that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes
one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about
toilet paper."
Rod Serling
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