"We don't want the television script good. We want it Tuesday."
Dennis Norden.

"I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician."
Marty Feldman

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Gobal.

"Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs."
Alfred Hitchcock.

"Television: A medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done."
Ernie Kovacs.

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
Woody Allen (...more Woody Allen Quotes).

"The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were."
David Brinkley

"Television has raised writing to a new low."
Samuel Goldwyn

"You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on."
Steve Jobs

"I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens."
Dwight D. Eisenhower